Sunday, 20 November 2005

"I saw a young officer on deck the other day,....and he looked pretty damn familiar,.... even with his clothes on!"

What are they thinking remaking The Poseidon Adventure??!?!?!?!? You can't improve upon perfection, people!!!!! What am I doing with the remake on???!!!!!!?!?!? Why did Mrs Rosen just say "when Manny died" ---Manny's dead?!!??!? And now the whole disaster is caused by a terrorist!!???!!???!!! And what is that I just saw- Steve Guttenberg???? Damn you, NBC! I'm turning this shit off. There's got to be a morning after.

I want me some Shelley Winters, Ernest Borgnine, Red Buttons,Gene Hackman...discussion of suppositories, lonely men with vitamins,lil boys saying "Shove it, shove it, shove it",young gals in bad seventies outfits, mr witty "I do have a mistress...the Sea", Auld Lang Syne, OH SHIT! climbing the gaudy Christmas tree, everythings upside down, the fires, the water, mass hysteria, Mrs Rosen rescuing Reverend Scott..then :( wah! Then stupid young gals having stupid hysterics...and MY LINDA!!!! All that and Leslie Nielsen as the Captain.

1 comment:

blister said...

wow. rantage. too funny.

you're the quote library.

and - yeah - remakes pretty much always blow. and steve guttenberg shouldn't be illegal outside of mahoney-land. and even then...