Monday, 23 November 2009

Vote Kelly Osbourne! Tonight is the finals on Dancing With the Stars...kel-ly, kel-ly!

Wednesday, 18 November 2009

It took me thirty-five years...I finally love going to school!

Tuesday, 17 November 2009

I am memorizing terms referring to 9 regions in the abdominopelvic cavity by assigning each one to a corresponding Brady Bunch character.

Friday, 13 November 2009

I put my hands up, they're playin' that song, now I gotta plug my ears. Shakin' my head like "no"...rockin' back and forth like "d'oh!"

Sunday, 8 November 2009

Good news and pet peeves

Okay, first the good news: I am going back to school! I am going to become a medical assistant and start making some dough! This is very good. Finally, a career path.

Now I am going to bitch and complain because that is what I do best...


When you go to the movies, and there are only like 8 other people there besides you...could you maybe not sit DIRECTLY BEHIND someone? Especially when you have a nervous habit of tapping your foot constantly. Hello? I don't know how people can go around so completely oblivious to how their presence is affecting the people around them.

And speaking of that...just because you have Bluetooth doesn't mean you should be constantly having inane phone conversations in public. You are in line at Target talking on your phone- you look like an asshole. People get paid minimally to wait on your rude ass and you don't even have the common courtesy to look them in the eye and say hello. This nimrod was talking, and still had his wallet and money sitting there next to the credit card scanner thing. There are other people who would like to pay and get the fuck out of the store. Move it! He was with a little kid and said "oh he wants to talk to you" then stopped and took time to fasten the earpiece to the kids ear. I should have stolen his money. Dumbfuck.