Friday, 26 September 2008

this is what happened when i put a bit of the story i wrote into the website mark v. shaney at your service

Really, I still wouldn’t mind being a rock singer- except for the fact that I think about it, I guess I use to make the call; there was enough.
I took the sheets with soap, I was saying, I began to have second thoughts about this marriage thing as I was saving myself for marriage.
I wasn’t really intending to, it just turned out that way.
I know that sounds absolutely nuts to say in this day and age, but I’m not being fair, but I was saying, I began to have second thoughts about this marriage thing as I was “something special”.
Now that I might have made a mistake in marrying Steve as I was a phone right beside the toilet.
To me that seemed really odd.But now I think I know what that means.
It was playing that Neil Diamond song, ‘I Am, I Said’.
I never really crossed anything off the list; I just keep a pack around for special occasions, with this kind of a more cheerful Neil Diamond song.
And I said to him, “I thought you quit.” And he goes, “no one heard at all, not even the chair”?

See wikpedia entry on Mark V Shaney if you are thinking WTF. I think they use the Markov chain to compose all HR documents for big corporations.

Tuesday, 9 September 2008

వెన్ ఐ గో తో మా's

When I go to Ma's something out of the ordinary is bound to happen. Such as feeding peanuts to goats, or holding a baby chick who had the top of its scalp pecked that it looks like some kind of brain-exposed zombie-chick that's adorable yet deadly.

Monday, 8 September 2008

Paul Williams as Don Quixote


Fantasy Island
Episode 68. Paul Williams fantasy is to be chivalrous and he becomes Don Quixote to Bosley from Charlie's Angels's Sancho Panza. Meanwhile a plain Jane woman has a fantasy of being a sex symbol, only to be interviewed by Doug Llewellin (sp) from People's Court and then nearly gang raped by a trio including Edd "Kookie" Burns aka Vince Fontaine from Grease. This right here is some fucked up shit. If you have Comcast (which I hate) check your on demand, under TV Entertainment, Tube Time.

Then watch ep. 66, poignant story featuring Tom Wopat, and a romantical story featuring Michelle Phillips as a mermaid and yes, indeed....Mr Roarke. Ricardo Montalban...Khan....feel his wrath, caress his rich Corinthian Leather.