Friday, 25 July 2008

also, i'm sorry but

this dress is butt ugly wtf were they thinking?

Plus it was that annoying douche who refers to himself in the third person PLEASE LEAVE NOW!

Starting tomorrow afternoon...

I'mo be a MRS
holy frijoles
holy schnikes
ravioli?holy cannolli!

Wednesday, 23 July 2008

Accident-prone in the week leading up to the wedding

Last time I was at Ma's, I went out to see her chickens, she has one named Sweet Pea that is really tame and likes to be held. I was sitting there holding her and one of the frickin' roosters flew up and perched on my head, digging it's claws into my scalp. Then it crowed, and I said get this sucker off my head before it shits on me. Yesterday, Ben and his niece and I all skinned various body parts going down the slide at Cordonices Park. THis thing is an accident waiting to happen. Witness the photo my sister in law took:

Then, today at work I tripped and almost fell face first into the SHred-It container, I stopped myself with my hand, nearly spraining my wrist. Yeah. So this'll be me at the wedding, like the lil doggie:

Tuesday, 15 July 2008


I'm better, the wedding will be fine and I will stop bitching about it.

and that's the straight poop. I didn't realize I had somehow linked this to facebook and now I am bitching very openly. How the heck to i undo it?

Monday, 14 July 2008

Is it too late to elope in Vegas?

fuck! We were trying to keep this wedding. simple but it snowballed, and the catering is $2000 what the fuck? Maybe we should order Pizza Hut 5 dollar pizza's instead. I thought this shit was supposed to be fun but without money it is something that makes you wanna pull your hair out. Argh. Well, shit.

Thursday, 10 July 2008

Girls Gone Idlewild

I just called my mother at 9:40 and it woke her must rock to be retired. When she was working she was up at the crack of dawn, day off or not. Lately I am getting no sleep and it shows. I am cleaning and internetting and listening to was I disappointed in the movie... I love the album and the movie hardly had any music in it, I wanted a full out musical. CALL THE LAW oh man I love that song. Not in the movie. The beginning seemed really cool and I had already heard the album a million times so I was picturing what would happen, and nothing was like I expected. Still I love OutKast and the only thing I ever won in my life was all their CD's, courtesy of Buzznet. Can't believe buzznet even had that outKast promotion..all the eyeliner boys and techicolored hair starlets of questionable stardom that they promote these days.

Sunday, 6 July 2008

Heidi Cuntrag and Spencer Twat

please tell me that she is a joke...could a real person be this stupid???

(courtesy of AP)(July 1) - 'Hills' villain Heidi Montag thinks very highly of herself.

The reality-tv star, whose feud with the show's protagonist Lauren Conrad is the reason most tune in to watch, likens herself to Jesus, when discussing the fight between herself and Conrad, which started when Conrad accused Montag and her boyfriend, Spencer Pratt, of spreading rumors about an alleged sex tape between Lauren and her ex.

"I don't even want to talk about that. There were rumors about a sex tape, but I had nothing to do with that. God knows the truth in all of this, and at the end of the day, that is the only thing that matters. Jesus was persecuted, and I'm going to get persecuted, ya know? But it doesn't matter to me," Montag tells USA Today.

In the same interview, the wannabe singer discusses her ideals on religion.

Montag considers herself "the most religious person," says she is a "kind of non-denominational Baptist," and is planning a trip to Africa with Pratt to "feed children and help build things."

Friday, 4 July 2008

also I think I hate

Perez Hilton even more that Paris Hilton. At least me makes money for doing *something* but don't fuck with Frances Bean you stupid hanger-on douchebag.

I am so neurotic about my weight and what my body looks like

in pictures, and i have gained a lot in the last year. For my wedding photos they are going to have to artfully hide me behind flowers and stuff like Ann Wilson in Heart videos.