Sunday, 23 September 2007

Who's that eatin' that nasty food?

Work is so boring I was sitting here dancing to Nasty. Then some peeps actually came in, to buy chocolate covered figs. The girl was holding a baby in a Snuggly and she started first name ain't baby, it's Janet (to which her husband loudly responded:) MS JACKSON IF YOU'RE NASTY! Then i got the giggles again. I have had a bad case of the giggles all morning because I didn't get enough sleep. We were dog-sitting Bisket...and I kept singing "mr bisket, bring me a dream" and then i got to the part where it's all mr sandman, yeeeeeees? in a deep voice and i couldn't stop laughing. Mr Bisket, yeeeeeeeeees? Itls funny cuz he is so wee. Okay, I'm insane.

I had two totally bizarro dreams last night, I think they were prompted by eating a lot of garlic and watching Dogma. The first one took place in an auditorium where some comedian kinda guy was supposed to give a holiday performance. It turned out to be some kind of fucked up performance art. First he pulled the fire alarm, and said we couldn't escape because the doors were all locked. Then he pulled out a big gun like he was taking us all hostage. Then he shut off the house lights so there were only spotlights on him, and he shot a security guard. Then he started shooting random people in the front of the audience, and the rest of the audience was panicking. Then he sprayed some bullets up where i was sitting (with a machine gun) and I could feel something hitting me but it was not bullets because it wasn't piercing my skin. Then a man yelled "it's compressed air! he's bluffing! the other people are in on it" (some good story teller i am, huh "then this happened, then that happened etc) So finally i got up to leave and this lady was saying to me "this was supposed to be THE show of the year, but i find it very offensive!" You had to walk through a fiarground type of place to get back to your car, and there were all these Christmas decorations, Rudolph etc made of wood, and some one had taken an axe and blowtorch to them all.

My other dream took place in the house i grew up in. There were these people that had been shrunken like honey i shrunk the kids size, and i was trying to find them, they kept running away from the cats. Then there was a chase in a bizarre kind of wagon like what the horses pull in New York, i think that is called handsome carriage. I don't know. Why am I writing like Charly? There was a lil rat and i tryed to throw him off the wagon to safety, and we proceeded to back over his tail, leaving it flattened and the lil rat cussing at me. Then I was carrying a tiny man that looked like Richard Gere, and some government agent type of people were telling me to take him in to headquarters to get his id. "Don't mention his size" they warned. As if no one would notice otherwise. Headquarters looked like the lobby of a movie theater, and they gave him an ID with the name Mickey Mouse. Then it switched to a laboratory and a tiny lady that looked like Ileana Douglas was telling me some of the people decided to stay shrunken and form their own little community in a science lab. "Thank God," she said, "I was beginning to think I'd never get married."

Monday, 17 September 2007

Another Dumb Survey and Bad News


1. Who was your first prom date?
ah Cora and I filmed a prom for the video yearbook once, other than that i skipped it

2. Who was your first roommate?
Tiffany, a co-worker....note it is not a good idea to move in with a co-worker or friend you hang out with a lot

4. What was your first job?
Camelot Records at HIlltop Mall

5. What was your first car?
I learned to drive on Cora's Ford Maverick but the first car I owned was a Mercury Topaz

6. Who was the first person you texted today?
no texting today

7. Who is the first person you thought of this morning?
Ben (he woke me up, that fucker) heheheh just kidding BEN

8. Who was your first grade teacher?
Mrs Bardwell

9. Where did you go on your first ride on an airplane?
Disneyland, bitches!

10. When you snuck out of your house for the first time, who was with you?
well, we had like 6 dogs so there was no sneakin' out of my house. Plus also my bedroom was kinda high up. And then there was the fact that i was a goody two shoes. I did sneak out of Cora's house once, with Cora. And guess who we saw? Ben and Dave. Weird, innit?

11. Who was your first best friend and are you still friends with them?
Staci Powell and she was super rad, I wish I still knew her. Well, maybe she is on myspace...hmmmm

12. Where was your first sleep over?
Prolly at Staci's...we used to do weird things like set her sister's peel-off nailpolish on fire...the brush anyway. Remember that weird nail-polish for kids that was all rubbery and peeled off?

14. Whose wedding were you in the first time?
Lisa's (my sis)

15. What is the first thing you do in the morning?
pee. I mean walk into the bathroom and then pee. This happens before mu alarm would go off. TMI sorry ehehheeh

16. What was the first concert you ever went to?
Huey Lewis and the News on New Years Eve 1986...though before that I saw Kris Krissttofferrrrsssson at the fair, and the Diamonds and the Platters too

17. First tattoo or piercing?
ears, age 9...

18. First foreign country you went to?

19. 1st crush?
Han Solo

20. When was your first detention?
probably a stupid one in middle school for chewing gum in the library or something else fairly innocuous

21. What was the first state you lived in?

22. Who was the first person to break your heart?
Han Solo hahahahah

1. Is anything wrong?
well, i'm hungry, but not for long

2. Where do you want to go to college?
i don't know man
i should go again and get a better job though
it would be fun to just have money and go to classes and just keep learning and shit

3. How many kids do you want to have?
no kids just cats

4. Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
but i miss my Dad

5.What did you do for your last birthday?
had lasagna and blue cake with my family

6. What were you doing at midnight last night?

7. Name something you CANNOT wait for.
Rock of Love in 45 minutes hehheh it's dumb but we crack up at it

8. What is one thing you would change in your life?
i want more money

9. Have you ever talked to Tom?

10. Last thing you ate/drank?

11. Whats your favorite month?

12. What is your least favorite month?

13. Do you like peanut butter?
yeah and i choose Jif just like those fuckin' choosy moms

14. Who’s making you feel the way you are right now?
whoever invented beer

15. Most visited webpage?
this one, i mean come on lets not kid ourselves heheheheh this and buzznet and blogger

16. Last person to make you mad?
"don't make me mad, grrrr!" prolly that douche at work, not really mad so much as irritated

17. Coke or pepsi?
can't we all just get along?

18. Fun thing to look forward to this week?
Rock of Love hahahahah just kidding, Ben's birthday on Friday

19.How many siblings do you have?

20. Do you have any pets?
yep, the Mink

21. Whats your favorite number?

22.What do you do after school/work?
today: this

23. Do you know how to swim?

24. Do you have a best friend?

25. Do you have a crush?


1. Are you jealous of one or more of your friends?
honestly, just Mark W, and that is because he has a super rad job!! But he is on buzznet and so we get to live vicariously through him

2. Have you known any of your friends your whole life?
my sister friends

3. Are any of your friends taller than you?
some of them

4. Have you ever been ditched by a friend?

5. Do you have your friend's phone number's memorized?

6. Have you lost or forgotten a friends phone number?
many times


1. Do you play with things when nervous?
my hair, i twirl it

2. Do you have an odd obsession with knives?
no but i love that knife that Ben got me, that douche at work has some lame lil tiny bladed knock off Swiss Army knife, and i got to go all Crocodile Dundee on his ass

3. Do you sleep with the door open or closed?

4. Is there at least one sound you can't stand?
can't think of it right now but good god this is long ass survey

5. What is your worst habit?
i just picked the scab off of my shin


1. Do you currently like/love someone?

2. Do you want to kill one of your exes?

3. Do you get bored of your girlfriends/boyfriends easily?
depends on the person

4. Has one of your crushes ever called you self-centered before?
yeah, han solo

2. Do you think abortion is horrible and should be illegal?
no...i don't like people who use it as a birth control method, but sometimes there are instances where if it was illegal you would end up with a dead pregnant girl or a baby in a yeah it should not be outlawed good god..what about if you were raped or something

3. Is gay marriage fine by you?

4. Is pink an ugly color?
I love pink

5. Needles aren't so horrible?

6. You have plenty of secrets?
yes, but I just ran out of Secret

1. Have you ever fallen UP the stairs?
heheheh oh is that like a trick question? yes, I did
at the time i was inside an MC Escher drawing

2. Have you ever had a nail fall off?
the thought of that is like the grossest thought that could cross my mind. I am squeamish of finger and toe nails bending and breaking, i keep mine short

3. Have you ever slapped someone across the face?

4. Have you ever killed anyone?

5. Worn the same clothes for a week straight?

1. Have you kissed anyone on your top list?

2. Do you enjoy drama?

3. Have you ever gotten in a fight?

4. Who would you like to hit right now?
i'd like to slap Ben on the ass

5. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
look at all these rumors, surroundin' me everyday
c'mon you knew that was coming

23. Who will be the first to repost this?
Gervais Brook-Hampster

and the bad news is that Brett Somers died...she ruled

Monday, 10 September 2007

Dumb things I do on myspace

57 Girl Confessions

1. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead? it's goddamn adorable

2. A big poofy dress or a short party dress? short and poofy heheh i still have this plaid bizarro bubble skirt thing i got at Target that I can't find an occasion's very odd but i love it

3. What would you do if you received a long love letter? i dunno i am not big on love letters, they make me feel like laughing or crawling in a hole

4. Group dates or single dates? either

5. Do you hate it when guys act different around their friends? yeah that's weak

6. Are diamonds a girl’s best friend? There may come a time when a lass needs a lawyer

7. Is your hair up or down today? up

8. Do you straighten your hair? no

9. Favorite mascara? the one in the pink with the green cap...i think it's covergirl? i dunno but it is old skoooooolioioio

10. Do you get your nails done? i just bite them

11. Small or large purses? whatever it takes heh

12. In your purse, what are your must haves? keys, knife, wallet, pellet gun, tampons

13. Jeans or sweats? jeans

14. Do you wear clothes/shoes/jewelry that’s uncomfortable? only if i am dressing up for something silly

15. Do you text message a lot? nah

16. What would you do if you got pregnant? cry

17. What’s your favorite color?black...however I have just re-learned that black is an absence of ANY color, thanks Dr Loomis...sorry about that Michael Myers thing.

18. Heels or flats? flats

19. Did you ever cry during a romantic movie? yeah Life is Beautiful or Ghost or something

20. Would you ever leave the house without make-up on? yeah
well i usually feel better if i have my eyebrows drawn in

21. Walmart or Target? target

22. Do you wear collared shirts? not really

23. Do you like preppy boys? naw

24. Do you think lip gloss is the best!? no whatcha know about me whatcha whatcha know about me. i am too old to know that song

25. Do you own any big sunglasses? yeah and Ben likes to wear them...SLeetstack!

26. How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?like 45 minutes

27. Do you like to wear band-aids? i;m stuck on band-aids

28. Do you like skater boys? i'm too old for that too

29. Do you often wish there was something you could change? yes

30. Gold or silver? silver

31. Do you like to receive flowers? sure

32. Do you like surfer boys? internet surfer boys heheh

33. Do you dress up for the holidays? halloween

34. Do you like to wear dresses?yeah

35. On a scale of 1-10 how much do guys confuse you? 6 although it does kind depend on the guy

36. In the last 48 hours have you hung out with a guy? yes, all 48 of them in fact

37. Would you date a guy shorter than you? i have done

38. Do you like to hold hands? sure

39. What is the youngest you would date?i'm off the market

40. What is the oldest you would date?did you hear me sucka i said i'm off the market and i am cringing that i called it "the market"

41. What do you notice when you first meet a guy? whether he stinks

42. Is it hott when guys sweat? yeah heat is often the cause of the sweatiness heheh

43. What is the best feature in a guy? easygoingness

44. Do you like making eye contact? yeah

46. Would you kill for chocolate? only if it's SCHARFFEN BERGER

47. Did you ever spend all day/night getting pretty for a guy? yeah the entire day *and* night and then he stood me up, the bastard. Although I was asleep, having just been awake for 24 hours. Hmm maybe he knocked and I didn't hear it.hahah

48. On a scale from 1-10 how fun is shopping? depends on what you are shopping for and how much money you have

49. Do you freak out if you miss your favorite show? none of my favorite are currently first run

50. Do you yell a lot? no

51. Do you wear sweatpants/pajamas to school/work? used 2, 2 skool

52. Have you ever dressed unlike yourself to impress a guy? no

53. Do you write a lot of mushy love poems? no

54. What makeup could you not live w/ out? eyebrow pencil heheh

55. Do you fall in love easily? No, but i do fall easily. Clumsy me

56. Do you have cramps? no, but i have really bad gas and Ben can vouch

57. Do you think you have the bestest friend ever? yea!!!!

Sunday, 2 September 2007

I has a SlideSHOW

i am in a goofy mood, i feel like writing but i can't

On a random personal trivia note: tonight I drank my first ever Hamm's (from the land of sky-blue wa-ah-ters). So i think I have fulfilled my quest to try every beer I saw advertised as a child. To prove that alcohol advertisements have an averse effect on children. That is my excuse and I'm sticking to it. heheh but hamms even had a fuckin' cartoon bear for fuck's sake. Oh shit Schlitz Malt Liquor. The one with the bull. Oh well, I will soldier on drunkenly.

Ben is watching COPS and it's non-stop sirens good god make it stop!