tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28349592024-03-12T18:34:57.214-07:00Doucheblogthis thing what I've been writing since 2001Irma La Douchehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08488258459619908295noreply@blogger.comBlogger464125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2834959.post-72410248876343807632010-11-25T12:09:00.001-08:002010-11-25T12:09:10.220-08:00What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?what do you mean, an African or European swallow? Ask me anythingIrma La Douchehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08488258459619908295noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2834959.post-86795868889055491672010-07-18T16:59:00.001-07:002010-07-18T16:59:01.681-07:00i feel like aieeeeeee today. that is an excited ewok noise.Irma La Douchehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08488258459619908295noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2834959.post-19112987042252913622010-06-01T18:39:00.000-07:002010-06-01T18:39:03.435-07:00I'ma tell you what I think of Entertainment Weekly's top 100 characters of the past 20 years cuz I am bored like that...<!-- No Package -->
The 100 Greatest Characters of the Last 20 Years: Here's our full list!
100. Tim Riggins from Friday Night Lights- never watched it, probably won't
99. The Bride from Kill Bill- Hell Yeah!!! xoxoxo Beatrix Kiddo!
98. Lisbeth Salander from The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo and its sequels- want to read it
97. Violet Weston from August: Osage County -Absolutely no idea Irma La Douchehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08488258459619908295noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2834959.post-59818192651464205082010-05-27T17:57:00.000-07:002010-05-27T17:58:53.187-07:00My 2 Cents on SATC (haven't seen #2 yet)Well yeah, I have seen #2 just not SATC2. Judging by the reviews there is not a lot of difference. I dunno, if I am in a jolly mood tomorrow, it might be Shinola.
I happened to like the series, and I thought the series finale was one of the best of all time. Such a perfect ending , not only between Carrie and Big, but also showing a tender side to Miranda and a new maturity to Irma La Douchehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08488258459619908295noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2834959.post-10337216913579672362010-05-24T18:32:00.000-07:002010-05-24T18:32:23.361-07:00Music -- Latest News -- He Said, She Said: How Liz Phair Took the Rolling Stones to 'Guyville' -- RollingStone.com
I need to remember to go back and read this because right now I have the attention span of a gnat.
Irma La Douchehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08488258459619908295noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2834959.post-48448301944074953332010-05-07T16:53:00.001-07:002010-05-07T16:53:15.866-07:00Where's the follow button for your blogspot?I think that if you have a blogspot it shows a follow link in the bar at the top. I also added a google followers thing on the side Ask me anythingIrma La Douchehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08488258459619908295noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2834959.post-15424419146883886952010-05-07T15:21:00.000-07:002010-05-07T15:21:30.945-07:00My TumblrI must admit, I have not been as into writing as I used to be. Not really sure what the issue is with me right now.* Lately when I am goofing off on the internet it is on Tumblr.... http://scowlingatbubbles.tumblr.com this is the main blog I keep on there (I have a few, and the most popular one is Fuck Yeah! The Misfits). Tumblr has many "Fuck Yeah" blogs, which I found hilarious and Irma La Douchehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08488258459619908295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2834959.post-80170185171085368192010-01-07T21:23:00.000-08:002010-01-07T21:23:50.051-08:00Emo Hair Commemorative Stamps
Irma La Douchehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08488258459619908295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2834959.post-39253099991109446202009-12-31T16:59:00.003-08:002009-12-31T18:37:22.484-08:00Best and Worst of 2009 and junkfirst of all, this is the best band name ever:and I dig the music, too. I am not one to purchase albums cuz I am broke like that, but one I bought and absolutely love is the self-titled album by Spinnerette. Brody Dalle-Homme, I love you!Favorite singles/videos were: anything by Lady Gaga...I know people think she is overrated but I think she is hilarious and talented. Most overrated performerIrma La Douchehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08488258459619908295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2834959.post-47966719504853865012009-12-29T20:24:00.001-08:002009-12-29T20:24:44.964-08:00the bathroom @ this bar smells like Play-DohIrma La Douchehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08488258459619908295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2834959.post-87948115620427472792009-12-29T15:56:00.003-08:002009-12-29T15:56:29.853-08:00d ?2?? ????Irma La Douchehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08488258459619908295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2834959.post-9492759025107041322009-12-24T10:09:00.003-08:002009-12-24T10:22:15.065-08:00My year in Status 2009She-doesn't want to go back to lecturing big-ass groups of people only to walk them through an empty non-functioning Loompa-less chocolate factory. is noticing the cell phone vibrating on top of an empty shoebox sounds like the Devil howling in that Twilight Zone episode is having a bad hair/huge face day is on break and her phone battery is dying getting all bummed at that Pink song Who Knew. IIrma La Douchehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08488258459619908295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2834959.post-41904850149386886642009-12-18T12:23:00.001-08:002009-12-18T12:25:14.187-08:00Ology- the expurgated version (the one without the gannet)***********FOODOLOGY*************** 1. What is your salad dressing of choice? blue cheese 2. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant? Café Raj 3. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of? pizza 4. What are your pizza toppings of choice? we get a different one each time, that is how I could eat it for 2 weeks and not get sick of it. I would just gain hella weight5. Irma La Douchehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08488258459619908295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2834959.post-73041135810684916772009-11-23T20:35:00.001-08:002009-11-23T20:35:16.075-08:00Vote Kelly Osbourne! Tonight is the finals on Dancing With the Stars...kel-ly, kel-ly!Irma La Douchehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08488258459619908295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2834959.post-43703992306500755772009-11-18T19:54:00.001-08:002009-11-18T19:54:15.890-08:00It took me thirty-five years...I finally love going to school!Irma La Douchehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08488258459619908295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2834959.post-49432213481250346522009-11-17T18:24:00.001-08:002009-11-17T18:24:38.489-08:00I am memorizing terms referring to 9 regions in the abdominopelvic cavity by assigning each one to a corresponding Brady Bunch character.Irma La Douchehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08488258459619908295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2834959.post-64406044657880384822009-11-13T10:19:00.001-08:002009-11-13T10:19:09.849-08:00I put my hands up, they're playin' that song, now I gotta plug my ears. Shakin' my head like "no"...rockin' back and forth like "d'oh!"Irma La Douchehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08488258459619908295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2834959.post-2163162100997993122009-11-08T13:35:00.004-08:002009-11-08T13:46:13.081-08:00Good news and pet peevesOkay, first the good news: I am going back to school! I am going to become a medical assistant and start making some dough! This is very good. Finally, a career path.Now I am going to bitch and complain because that is what I do best...AT THE MOVIES:When you go to the movies, and there are only like 8 other people there besides you...could you maybe not sit DIRECTLY BEHIND someone? Irma La Douchehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08488258459619908295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2834959.post-76672156089349527792009-09-10T14:04:00.002-07:002009-09-10T14:11:09.499-07:00IckUnemployment is starting to get the better of me. I feel blue a lot, and useless. And completely unmotivated. I realize that a lot of people are in the same position, and that just makes me feel worse. At least we don't have kids to support or anything. Okay, enough complaining.Today I have to get the twins from school, and take them home. I can't believe they are already in 6th grade. Irma La Douchehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08488258459619908295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2834959.post-7433886280645954522009-09-09T14:35:00.003-07:002009-09-09T15:04:04.139-07:00Unemployed again, naturally...I haven't blogged on her in ages...I am unemployed once again and having bad luck finding a job. I am assigning myself a blog a day until I find one. Like a homework assignment over the summer when you are in school. What?Tikka, our younger cat, is VERY STRANGET is the doggiest cat I have ever seen. She chases her own tail, in several circles, at least once a day. She has a stuffed animal (aIrma La Douchehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08488258459619908295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2834959.post-91798785050981478102009-08-20T15:50:00.003-07:002009-08-20T15:56:30.274-07:00What I wore to sign my bankruptcy documentsStretchy jeans that are loose-fitting and boot cut, my light blue All-Alaskan Racing Pigs 20th anniversary t-shirt from the county fair, and my Doc Martens that I have had for 18 years. On their 4th pair of shoelaces. Not bad. On top I wore my blue-gray poncho, which is one of my favorite things. Even though it makes my brother-in-law refer to me as Outlaw Josey Wales.Irma La Douchehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08488258459619908295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2834959.post-5355142571971965102009-08-20T14:21:00.000-07:002009-08-20T14:22:02.577-07:00Motorhead lyrics that can make you bawlI heard my friend cry, and he sank to his knees,Coughing blood as he screamed for his mother,And I fell by his side, and that's how we died,Clinging like kids to each other,And I lay in the mud and the guts and the blood,And I wept as his body grew colder,And I called for my mother and she never came,Though it wasn't my fault and I wasn't to blame,The day not half over and ten thousand slain,And Irma La Douchehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08488258459619908295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2834959.post-46205553443222977072009-07-26T21:30:00.003-07:002009-08-20T14:25:18.143-07:00Irma La Douchehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08488258459619908295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2834959.post-14650403739656275722009-06-14T22:08:00.001-07:002009-06-14T22:08:18.716-07:00jellies.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } , originally uploaded by kc252. Irma La Douchehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08488258459619908295noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2834959.post-58180278722803243472009-06-10T00:43:00.001-07:002009-06-10T00:43:31.285-07:00Watching a scary movie at this hour makes it scarier. Them. Not the ant one.Irma La Douchehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08488258459619908295noreply@blogger.com0