Thursday 9 October 2008

I wish I was a cat


they are generally happy and no one looks down on them for sleeping all day.


1. When your home alone, do you still close the door when you use the restroom?
yes, if it's number two

2. (door shuts)

If you have to go grocery shopping, would you rather go alone or with someone?
alone

3.

Its your friends birthday, do you buy them a gift even though they didnt buy you one for yours?
sure

4. You win the lottery.

What do you do?
jump up and down and go WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

5.

Do you like your music loud or at a reasonable level?
reasonable i think

6.

Are you a beach person or a snowy mountain person?
i'm a bitch person

7.

When do you prefer to take a shower, morning or night?
morning

8.

Can you watch scary movies alone?
depends how scary it is

9.

Soft bed or firm?
firm

10.

Would you rather stay home all day, or be out and about?
depends on the day

11.

What's one of your worst memories?
don't bring up bad memories geeeeez

12.

Do you like to keep the peace or be confrontational?
Confrontation can be fun

13.

Are you more likely to be with a large group of people or a few close friends?
the few, or the one

What are your plans for October?
same ol chit

15.

If money were not a problem, where would you like to live?
Albany hehehehheheh

16.

What is your ideal profession?
something creative

17.

Are you close to your Mom and Dad?
yeah

18.

What is one fear that you can't seem to overcome?
fear of loss

19.

Are you good at math?
all right

20.

Whats stashed under your bed?
a few shoes

21.

Is there anyone that you regret ever meeting?
not really, if you think about it hard enough

22.

In the opposite sex, where should their piercing(s) be?
they should have a Prince Alberts so I can laugh at them when they sit down to pee!

23.

Would you rather have roommates or live alone?
back in that day living alone was best.


24.

Do you like any of your friends a little more than just a friend?
i like a few like a BFF

25.

Do you like to drive?
eh

26.

Ever puke?
yes!

27.

If you found out that you were going to be a parent, what would you do?
freak out
le freak, c'est chic

28.

Do you give money to homeless people when they ask?
I have before, not usually

29.

A weekend in Las Vegas or Key West?
Vegas

30.

When you go to the store, do you have a list or just buy random things?
both

31.

What do you wear to sleep in?
whatever
nothing binding ehhehe

32.

You have 3 months left to live, what do you do?
i suppose I wouldn't want to know, that's awfully pressuring innit?

33.

You're having a bad day, what's one thing can make your day better?
laughing at something

34.

Whats worse:Tanning bed or Sun Rays?
what was the name of that reallllllly old self tanner... man i have to look that up. My mother used to talk about Man Tan..I am picturing one with a big ol sun on the bottle

35.

Is there anything you would change about your body if you could?
you know that chick in Pulp Fiction that wishes she had a potbelly....well she can have mine!

36.

You wake up in an unfamiliar place, what is your first reaction?
WTF!

37.

Is there anything that you should be doing right now?
not really

38.

If there was a way to know when and how you're going to die, would you like to find out?
hell no

39.

What is your favorite breakfast food?
blueberry pancakes

40.

Your phone rings at 4am, who do you expect it to be?
something awful

Friday 3 October 2008

BB in E F F E C T

Greg: She's real popular, so I figure I better look really heavy!
Alice: I look really heavy no matter what I wear!