Thursday, 20 March 2008

lake muh lack


They say that we do not say anything apart in the Common no common land to the beginning of to have and we you fall, the world between us came, which our lives came between us, but I know that you are not interested straight and I said, what about "breakfast with Tiffanys? She said, "I thinks that I remind me of the film, and during I recall, I, we think, the two liked it a bischen." And I said, "well, who am the one thing, those, we have." I see you - whom only who could do now me and, your eyes see by me, which I estimate that I was so wrong, which now? To see it is normal that we more rueber its and I hate, when things surplus are - when will as much annuliert leave and I said, what over "breakfast with Tiffanys? She said, "I thinks that I remind me of the film, and during I recall, I, we think, the two liked it a bischen." And I said, "well, who am the one thing, those, we have." They say that we do not say anything apart in the Common no common land to the beginning of to have and we you fall, the world between us came, which our lives came between us, but I know that you are not interested straight and I said, what about "breakfast with Tiffanys? She said, "I thinks that I remind me of the film, and during I recall, I, we think, the two liked it a bischen." And I said, "well, who am the one thing, those, we have."

Wednesday, 5 March 2008

me me me how do you like it how do you like it

(neurotic and pms-ing)


I am not thrifty by any stretch of the imagination. I will plan what gas station i go to based on the likelihood that my tank will become bone-dry and the proxitimity of the gas station to my destination. I will fill it all the way, even if i am low on money, so as to lengthen the amount of time between gas station visits. (today there were two guys inexplicably selling ukuleles in front of the station) If there is an atm at the convinience store, by god i will spend the 2 dollar service charge to use it, rather than driving out of the way to go to the B of A (ps: what is with their new sign that is bright red all over, i hate it)

I blog on here rather than myspace when i know that it will likely only be read by people who like me enough to bother to come to this page. And not pissy beotches that talk smack.

Is it lame that one of my pastimes has become making custom page designs? for stupid myspace and crap? i enjoy the heck out of it, it's like drawing or painting but i'm good at it (i suck at painting and drawing is a toss up). I just don't know how to post ones for other people to use.

I am an obsessive proofreader of my own material. I just made 5 changes to the above paragraphs for typos. And yet there are probably some i missed.

I'm my own worst critic.

I'm my own grandpa.

I'm nostalgic for old times and i fear that the world is marching itself straight into the toilet.

I want a baby for company, but I don't want to put a baby through having me as a mother.

Above is one of the many reasons I have to love my cat more than most peeps probably do.


I have a lil crush on Mos Def

I want to see Be Kind Rewind...finally I am going to see Juno tonight!!!

Thursday, 21 February 2008

Disasteretous

lately i can't write much, i want to get my creative j

Thursday, 14 February 2008

pictures i stole from flees bulletin

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What is so loving about a raccoon safecracking and committing a felony?




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This kid plans on tying you up and then pistol whipping you into being his love. How romantic.




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Yet another raccoon thief. What in the world is going on here?




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Don't be insulting and maybe I will.




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I have no comment... you can only imagine.




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Why so smug? Am I supposed to drop to my knees and proclaim just how unworthy I am of your love? I'm so honored to be yours dear sir!!! You're a stinky woodland creature, get over yourself!




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Immonna beat you until you love me. And how!trong>

Monday, 11 February 2008

If you're bored

Subject: photo survey fun
Body: 1. go to photobucket.com.
2. type in your answer.
3. only use the first two pages.
4. copy the html and paste here.
5. have fun.

1. What is your first name?
Jamie :)


2. When is your birthday?

Month of May

3. What kind of car do you have?


toyota


4. Where do/did you go to school?
ahs


5. Who is your best friend?
Ben
ENA
AND
MINKA
ahahhahah

6. What's your favorite color?

Sky Blue Pink

7. Who's your celebrity crush?

Dr. House

jack sparrow




8. What's your favorite song?

?

9. What's your favorite movie?

Fisher King



Publicity still
star wars


10. Who's your favorite Disney Princess?
Mermaid


11. What is your favorite brand of jeans?

levis

12. What's your favorite vacation spot?

disneyland

13. What's your favorite dessert?

ice cream
14. What are you most afraid of?

tragedy

15. What do you wanna be when you grow up?
happy

16. What's your favorite time of day?



17. Who do you love most in life?

family




18. What's your favorite accessory?

camera

19. One phrase to describe yourself.
red

This is damn cute

At a loss for what to write

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