Thursday 16 March 2006

Money (That's What I Want)

I have this ginormous pimple on my left cheek (facial cheek, that is) and it is driving me crazy. If I look down I can see it. I half expect it to sprout legs and scurry away like that dude's head in the John Carpenter version of The Thing.

I am so broke and it is so pathetic...I have been independent for a long time and now, just within the last couple of years, I have completely fucked up my finances. Musky knows of an apartment in the Bay Area I could rent for 400/month, which I could totally afford even on a miniscule clerk salary...if it wasn't for all the stupid debt that I have. It is pissing me off. I didn't save a dime when I had that high paying office job and it is coming back to bite me on the ass. I don't know what I'll do but it feels better just getting this off my chest (not really, but I was hoping it would.)

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Stop wasting my time
You know what I want
You know what I need
Or maybe you don't
Do I have to come right
Flat out and tell you everything?
Gimme some money
Gimme sone money
I'm nobody's fool
I'm nobody's clown
I'm treating you cool
I'm putting you down
But baby I don't intend to leave empty handed
Gimme some money
Gimme some money
Don't get me wrong
Try getting me right
Your face is ok but your purse is too tight
I'm looking for pound notes
Loose change
Bad checks, anything
Gimme some money
Gimme some money

Irma La Douche said...

GO NIGEL GO!

know what makes me mad now??? they guy isn't going to rent out the apartment after all...
I was going to totally throw caution to the wind and now I can't :(

globalrenovation said...

Cheer up! You're not the only one.... I haven't had a vacation in 14 years and if I stop to take one I'll need months to catch up on a week. A good way to feel better is to go out and howl at the next full moon (drooling is permitted!). You could also try robbing a bank, but I'd recommend the local church box first to warm up a bit....