Money is the God of our country

1) Are you wearing a necklace?
no

2) Do you like someone right now?
many people


3) Who is the main person(s) you talk to at work?
asshole customers hahh no Albert and Stacie Robin or Larry


4) Ever been to Vegas?
yes once with Cora and her family and once with my family, to see Van Halen..


5) Did you know that May 16th is National Piercing Day?
my how fascinating

6) How did you do on your last test?
'twas a pregnancy test and i passed (NOT PREGNANT!)

7) What song are you listening to?
no song we are discussing overtime in sports and when I went to see the Sharks in 1995 IRBE IRBE

8) What was the last mall you went to and when?
if bay street counts to see sex and the city with my sister (Cory that posted the survey on myspace had the same answer as me)

9) Buy anything?
3 dollar earrings

10) Do you have any older siblings?
yes

11) What is the last thing you ate?
a cookie

12) Who was the last person to come over to your house?
Lisa came in to see it on Friday

13) Who was the last person to call you?
Ena

14) Who was the last person who texted you?
an advertiser

15) Do you hold grudges?
no and people need to stop doing that shit cuz they are only tormenting themselves...suck a dick

16) What should you be doing?
registering

17) Who is the last person you sent a text message to?
your mother

18) Did you go out to eat yesterday?
got some KFC to go, bad idea :P

19) What are you thinking about right now?
SSDD

20) What color are your shorts?
blue

22) What do you feel like eating/drinking?
Indian Food/beer


23) Are you in college?
no

24) What is the last message you wrote?
are you talking about fucking text messages again?

25) Are you bored?
nah i am overstimulated

26) How many teeth do you have?
enough to chew

27) Ever had a cast for a broken bone?
no

29) What color are your shoes?
i am barefoot

30) Favorite pen color?
black sharpie

31) Last thing you drank?
PBR

32) Favorite card game?
Oh Hell

33) Who do you love?
my family

34) Do you yahoooooooo?
yeah for unladenswallowproductions.com

35) What are you doing right now?
listening to Ben mock Rob Zombie

36) Favorite cookie?
chocolate chip

37) Do you know how to spell bananas?
this shit is bananas

38) What're the last words you said?
i'm trying to brush up on my improvisational skills

39) Do you have clothes on?
yes

40) Do you have boxers on?
nope

41) Do you like llamas?
Yes especially the ones that directed Monty Python and the Holy Grail


42) Do you have a cut on your pointer finger?
no
i have a cut on my thumb


43) Where is your cell phone?
in my purse i think

44) Do you have any friends named Skylar?
no but I love a Globetrotter called Meadowlark and that nearly rhymes...wait no it's doesn't

46) Do you have any friends named Alex?
Mr Vance

47) Are you afraid of the dark?
nope the darker the better, i am afraid of the semi-light where that sweatshirt on the chair looks like a dismembered arm.

48) Did you used to watch "Are you afraid of the dark"?
no but i just read that question a second ago and thought wasn't that a tv show once


49) Does your computer have a mouse?
it does indeed



50)When's the last time you had a birthday cake? may 25th at the park