I pity the fool!
Kris's title on his business card (from both the Leopard and Shanghai Kelly's) was Drinking Consultant.
I am lacking in creativity lately. In fact I feel like I spelled creativity wrong!
Here is a commentary on my personal life, courtesy of Elvis Presley and BIf Naked:
Isn't it a pity that in this big city
Not a one a'little bitty man'll admit
He could have been a little bit wrong
Clean up your own backyard
Oh don't you hand me, don't you hand me none of your lines
Clean up your own backyard
You tend to your business, I'll tend to mine
Strange what desire will make foolish people do
Well I sound like a philosopher
but I'm a fool who's off her rocker
'Cause I let you in my heart that one last time
But this time, Lord you gave me a mountain
A mountain you know I may never climb
It isn't just a hill any longer
You gave me a mountain this time.
I've had enough, made up my mind
I'm gonna get up and out
I love myself today
Not like yesterday
I'm cool, I'm calm
I'm gonna be okay! Uh huh
I love myself today
Not like yesterday
Take another look at me now
'Cause it's your last look
Your last look forever
Gonna step right up. Spit shine my soul
I'm gonna be proud and loud and outta control
I'm lookin' in the mirror and I like what I see:
I've lost the fear & the horror that's been eating at me
I've had enough. Made up my mind
I'm gonna get up and out and
Do you miss me tonight?
Are you sorry we drifted apart?
I love myself today
Not like yesterday
I'm cool, I'm calm
I'm gonna be okay! Uh huh
I love myself today
Not like yesterday
Take another look at me now
What now my love
Now that it's over
I feel the world
Closing in on me
Here comes the stars
Tumbling around me
And there's the sky
Where the sea should be
I'm gonna get my way
I love myself today
Not like yesterday
Take another look at me now
'Cause it's your last look
Your last look forever!!
(Chic a bon, chic a bon, chic a bon bon bon bon
Chic a bon, chic a bon, chic a bon bon bon bon)
Sock a little Polk salad to me
You know I need a meal miss
Sock a little Polk salad to him
You know I need a meal
Chinc, chinc, chinc, chin, ling, ling ling
Oh yeah, ever since the world began
a hard headed woman been
a thorn in the side of man.
