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YOU PROBABLY THINK THIS BLOG IS ABOUT YOU....

YOU'RE SO VAIN
Carly Simon

You walked in to the party like you were walking onto a yacht
Your hat strategically dipped below one eye
Your scarf - it was apricot
You had one eye in the mirror as you watched yourself gavotte
And all the girls dreamed that they'd be your partner, they'd be your partner, and
You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you
You're so vain
I'll bet you think this song is about you, don't you, don't you?

Well, you had me several years ago when I was still quite naive
When you said that we made such a pretty pair
And that you would never leave
But you gave away the things you loved, and one of them was me
I had some dreams there were clouds in my coffee, clouds in my coffee, and

You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you
You're so vain
I'll bet you think this song is about you, don't you, don't you?

Well, I hear you went up to Saratoga
And your horse, naturally, won
Then you flew your lear jet to Nova Scotia to see the total eclipse of the sun
Well, you're where you should be all the time
And when you're not, you're with some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend, wife of a close friend, and

You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you
You're so vain
I'll bet you think this song is about you, don't you, don't you?


which begs the question... what does gavotte mean!?!?!?!?!?
and u know i always thought it said your hair strategically nipped below one eye.....LOL