Sunday, 3 August 2008

Patrick Swayze Chippendale Centaur Tattoo

hells yes

Friday, 1 August 2008


DSC03617, originally uploaded by melindadlt.

baby, you make my heart beat faster


DSC03594(1)a, originally uploaded by melindadlt.

Bridezilla


DSC03575(1)a, originally uploaded by melindadlt.

Friday, 25 July 2008

also, i'm sorry but


this dress is butt ugly wtf were they thinking?

Plus it was that annoying douche who refers to himself in the third person PLEASE LEAVE NOW!

Starting tomorrow afternoon...


I'mo be a MRS
holy frijoles
and
holy schnikes
and
ravioli?holy cannolli!

Wednesday, 23 July 2008

Accident-prone in the week leading up to the wedding

Last time I was at Ma's, I went out to see her chickens, she has one named Sweet Pea that is really tame and likes to be held. I was sitting there holding her and one of the frickin' roosters flew up and perched on my head, digging it's claws into my scalp. Then it crowed, and I said get this sucker off my head before it shits on me. Yesterday, Ben and his niece and I all skinned various body parts going down the slide at Cordonices Park. THis thing is an accident waiting to happen. Witness the photo my sister in law took:

Then, today at work I tripped and almost fell face first into the SHred-It container, I stopped myself with my hand, nearly spraining my wrist. Yeah. So this'll be me at the wedding, like the lil doggie: