57 Girl Confessions
1. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead? it's goddamn adorable
2. A big poofy dress or a short party dress? short and poofy heheh i still have this plaid bizarro bubble skirt thing i got at Target that I can't find an occasion for...it's very odd but i love it
3. What would you do if you received a long love letter? i dunno i am not big on love letters, they make me feel like laughing or crawling in a hole
4. Group dates or single dates? either
5. Do you hate it when guys act different around their friends? yeah that's weak
6. Are diamonds a girl’s best friend? There may come a time when a lass needs a lawyer
7. Is your hair up or down today? up
8. Do you straighten your hair? no
9. Favorite mascara? the one in the pink with the green cap...i think it's covergirl? i dunno but it is old skoooooolioioio
10. Do you get your nails done? i just bite them
11. Small or large purses? whatever it takes heh
12. In your purse, what are your must haves? keys, knife, wallet, pellet gun, tampons
13. Jeans or sweats? jeans
14. Do you wear clothes/shoes/jewelry that’s uncomfortable? only if i am dressing up for something silly
15. Do you text message a lot? nah
16. What would you do if you got pregnant? cry
17. What’s your favorite color?black...however I have just re-learned that black is an absence of ANY color, thanks Dr Loomis...sorry about that Michael Myers thing.
18. Heels or flats? flats
19. Did you ever cry during a romantic movie? yeah Life is Beautiful or Ghost or something
20. Would you ever leave the house without make-up on? yeah
well i usually feel better if i have my eyebrows drawn in
21. Walmart or Target? target
22. Do you wear collared shirts? not really
23. Do you like preppy boys? naw
24. Do you think lip gloss is the best!? no whatcha know about me whatcha whatcha know about me. i am too old to know that song
25. Do you own any big sunglasses? yeah and Ben likes to wear them...SLeetstack!
26. How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?like 45 minutes
27. Do you like to wear band-aids? i;m stuck on band-aids
28. Do you like skater boys? i'm too old for that too
29. Do you often wish there was something you could change? yes
30. Gold or silver? silver
31. Do you like to receive flowers? sure
32. Do you like surfer boys? internet surfer boys heheh
33. Do you dress up for the holidays? halloween
34. Do you like to wear dresses?yeah
35. On a scale of 1-10 how much do guys confuse you? 6 although it does kind depend on the guy
36. In the last 48 hours have you hung out with a guy? yes, all 48 of them in fact
37. Would you date a guy shorter than you? i have done
38. Do you like to hold hands? sure
39. What is the youngest you would date?i'm off the market
40. What is the oldest you would date?did you hear me sucka i said i'm off the market and i am cringing that i called it "the market"
41. What do you notice when you first meet a guy? whether he stinks
42. Is it hott when guys sweat? yeah heat is often the cause of the sweatiness heheh
43. What is the best feature in a guy? easygoingness
44. Do you like making eye contact? yeah
46. Would you kill for chocolate? only if it's SCHARFFEN BERGER
47. Did you ever spend all day/night getting pretty for a guy? yeah the entire day *and* night and then he stood me up, the bastard. Although I was asleep, having just been awake for 24 hours. Hmm maybe he knocked and I didn't hear it.hahah
48. On a scale from 1-10 how fun is shopping? depends on what you are shopping for and how much money you have
49. Do you freak out if you miss your favorite show? none of my favorite are currently first run
50. Do you yell a lot? no
51. Do you wear sweatpants/pajamas to school/work? used 2, 2 skool
52. Have you ever dressed unlike yourself to impress a guy? no
53. Do you write a lot of mushy love poems? no
54. What makeup could you not live w/ out? eyebrow pencil heheh
55. Do you fall in love easily? No, but i do fall easily. Clumsy me
56. Do you have cramps? no, but i have really bad gas and Ben can vouch
57. Do you think you have the bestest friend ever? yea!!!!
Monday, 10 September 2007
Sunday, 2 September 2007
I has a SlideSHOW
i am in a goofy mood, i feel like writing but i can't
On a random personal trivia note: tonight I drank my first ever Hamm's (from the land of sky-blue wa-ah-ters). So i think I have fulfilled my quest to try every beer I saw advertised as a child. To prove that alcohol advertisements have an averse effect on children. That is my excuse and I'm sticking to it. heheh but hamms even had a fuckin' cartoon bear for fuck's sake. Oh shit Schlitz Malt Liquor. The one with the bull. Oh well, I will soldier on drunkenly.
Ben is watching COPS and it's non-stop sirens good god make it stop!
Monday, 27 August 2007
Okay it took a while
but i'm here again...I have a love/hate relationship with this blog because sometimes I feel like it is too personal. But I will give it a try again. Lamely, I don't have a particular topic to write about. I am through moving and we got a really cool apartment... and we have been having a lot of fun. Today I had the day off work and I spent it drinking beer, reading, and messing about online. Time well spent? :P
It's nice to just relax, but then again I have bills and such coming up and we need to get our finances figured out. I dunno I just wanted to write something on here.
SOMETHING
Saturday, 21 July 2007
I'm back
I am back from non-blogger blogging...I am going to continue with the myspace and buzznet stuff but I am not going to link from there back to here, as this site is more fun from me when it is a bit more anonymous. I dunno, or maybe I just had writers block. Several important things have happened in my life since I wrote on here last:
I got engaged
I got a new job
I found a cool place to live with my fiance
Here is the funny thing about my fiance: he was my high school best friend's boyfriend, and his high school best friend was my boyfriend. That is still his best friend. I barely talk to my high school best friend. And that is a common difference between men and women it seems. If the internet was around while we were in high school and college, I think I would have continued to stay in better touch with her. But she kind of moved in an opposite direction right away, marriage and kids, and she doesn't seem to like the fun internet time wasting crap that I love- like this and buzznet and myspace and flickr.
So, now that I have my own computer back again (or will soon) I am going to start blogging again on my blogger blog. Modern technology, ya gotta love it.
I got engaged
I got a new job
I found a cool place to live with my fiance
Here is the funny thing about my fiance: he was my high school best friend's boyfriend, and his high school best friend was my boyfriend. That is still his best friend. I barely talk to my high school best friend. And that is a common difference between men and women it seems. If the internet was around while we were in high school and college, I think I would have continued to stay in better touch with her. But she kind of moved in an opposite direction right away, marriage and kids, and she doesn't seem to like the fun internet time wasting crap that I love- like this and buzznet and myspace and flickr.
So, now that I have my own computer back again (or will soon) I am going to start blogging again on my blogger blog. Modern technology, ya gotta love it.
Tuesday, 28 November 2006
Suckity Suck
I HATE STORES/SHOPPING at Christmastime
and i work in a dumb store
man, what next?
here is a list of crap i HATE
1. Tickle Me Elmo ( I think the new one is called TMX or Elmo X, apparently Elmo is now an observant Muslim? dunno) There has been a man that comes in to the store so often asking for it that they are considering a restraining order to keep him out (no joke, the man is a loon). You know that "they" know that the stupid ass thing is going to sell like hotcakes yet they only release a few at a time to keep the demand up so that lame people will have to sell their firstborn to get it on Ebay. And really, what kid will be interested in the dumb thing more than 5 minutes. A kid wants a plushie that they can cuddle with at night without it bursting into fits of hysteria.
2. Barbie + Tickle Me Elmo...yes that bitch comes with a mini Elmo X of her own...what is a 35 year old woman doing with it? She is prolly gonna sell it's ass on Ebay. Barbie is no dummy (except when it comes to Math). Barbie nearly makes up for this putridity by also coming in a set with a dog and a pooper scooper and the dog EATS and CRAPS I kid you not...A crapping dog would make up for the Elmo if it were not for the MyScene Barbie....which is such a blatant rip-off of Bratz that I must laugh at its pathetic giant head. There is a kinda funny one that comes with some kind of metal under it's head so that when you press buttons on its back it makes different "expressions" none of which resemble human expressions mind you, just stretchy freaky doll head "expressions" that are extra funny if you press the buttons all at once
3. Wii and Playstation 3....people camped out 2 days for the latter and that bastard is 600 dollars. And, like our beloved Elmo, they only dole out a few at a time to the stores to keep the demand up and the stupid public buys into it....
4. I hate people that come in to get price adjustments for stuff that went on sale...not in general, I can totally understand doing that if the item is 10 dollars off of the price you paid, or if you bought mass quantities of an item....but I will never understand peeps who come in to get a measly 50 cents back...you paid more than that for the gas to drive to the store, moron!
5. I hate the lack of training they give at the particular store I work at now...any cashier can issue a rain check or correct their silly booboo like missing a coupon....but noooo they don't wanna train anybody so the customer just gets sent over to guest service to stand in line arms crossed glaring at me, yes me, while some idiot ahead of them tries to get a 50 cent price adjustment on a fucking ornament.
6. I hate our prohibitive return policy, if you have your receipt or you are the purchaser and you have a trackable method of payment (credit card etc) you're golden....if you receive more than 2 gifts without a reciept and you try to exchange them within one year of each other, you are going to have to use your ID and be treated like a criminal. And you are going to yell at me, not that I made up the retarded policy or anything, and honestly I would be willing to steal the shit for you myself except that I really need my meager paycheck right now.
7. I hate the coupon scam....people will buy like seven things of diapers, 5 packages of maxi pads, 3 boxes of Nicorette gum....use coupons, and then they next day they will return all the items, essentially earning all the money from the coupons. When someone gives me a receipt where it is obvious what coupon was used for what, I just deduct the amount of the coupon...even though I am not supposed to, then the customer says something like "oh i'm returning this for my wife, have to ask my wife" then leave with the stuff again.....but, now, they have foiled my little plan. They come in with their method of purchase and no receipt and I am helpless to ruin their scam. But when a man is returning 10 packages of maxi pads I know what he has up his sleeve. And I scowl at him the entire time.
and i work in a dumb store
man, what next?
here is a list of crap i HATE
1. Tickle Me Elmo ( I think the new one is called TMX or Elmo X, apparently Elmo is now an observant Muslim? dunno) There has been a man that comes in to the store so often asking for it that they are considering a restraining order to keep him out (no joke, the man is a loon). You know that "they" know that the stupid ass thing is going to sell like hotcakes yet they only release a few at a time to keep the demand up so that lame people will have to sell their firstborn to get it on Ebay. And really, what kid will be interested in the dumb thing more than 5 minutes. A kid wants a plushie that they can cuddle with at night without it bursting into fits of hysteria.
2. Barbie + Tickle Me Elmo...yes that bitch comes with a mini Elmo X of her own...what is a 35 year old woman doing with it? She is prolly gonna sell it's ass on Ebay. Barbie is no dummy (except when it comes to Math). Barbie nearly makes up for this putridity by also coming in a set with a dog and a pooper scooper and the dog EATS and CRAPS I kid you not...A crapping dog would make up for the Elmo if it were not for the MyScene Barbie....which is such a blatant rip-off of Bratz that I must laugh at its pathetic giant head. There is a kinda funny one that comes with some kind of metal under it's head so that when you press buttons on its back it makes different "expressions" none of which resemble human expressions mind you, just stretchy freaky doll head "expressions" that are extra funny if you press the buttons all at once
3. Wii and Playstation 3....people camped out 2 days for the latter and that bastard is 600 dollars. And, like our beloved Elmo, they only dole out a few at a time to the stores to keep the demand up and the stupid public buys into it....
4. I hate people that come in to get price adjustments for stuff that went on sale...not in general, I can totally understand doing that if the item is 10 dollars off of the price you paid, or if you bought mass quantities of an item....but I will never understand peeps who come in to get a measly 50 cents back...you paid more than that for the gas to drive to the store, moron!
5. I hate the lack of training they give at the particular store I work at now...any cashier can issue a rain check or correct their silly booboo like missing a coupon....but noooo they don't wanna train anybody so the customer just gets sent over to guest service to stand in line arms crossed glaring at me, yes me, while some idiot ahead of them tries to get a 50 cent price adjustment on a fucking ornament.
6. I hate our prohibitive return policy, if you have your receipt or you are the purchaser and you have a trackable method of payment (credit card etc) you're golden....if you receive more than 2 gifts without a reciept and you try to exchange them within one year of each other, you are going to have to use your ID and be treated like a criminal. And you are going to yell at me, not that I made up the retarded policy or anything, and honestly I would be willing to steal the shit for you myself except that I really need my meager paycheck right now.
7. I hate the coupon scam....people will buy like seven things of diapers, 5 packages of maxi pads, 3 boxes of Nicorette gum....use coupons, and then they next day they will return all the items, essentially earning all the money from the coupons. When someone gives me a receipt where it is obvious what coupon was used for what, I just deduct the amount of the coupon...even though I am not supposed to, then the customer says something like "oh i'm returning this for my wife, have to ask my wife" then leave with the stuff again.....but, now, they have foiled my little plan. They come in with their method of purchase and no receipt and I am helpless to ruin their scam. But when a man is returning 10 packages of maxi pads I know what he has up his sleeve. And I scowl at him the entire time.
Monday, 11 September 2006
Thank the maker
finally, geeeeez. Cuz you know when Hayden Christensen was standing there at the end of Return of the Jedi, Luke was probably thinking "who the fuck is that longhaired kid?". Of course they wait til everybody bought the lame redos...like we all have so much money to keep laying down on the same movie...
I know it is shallow on 9/11 to be posting Jedi news, but between all the newpaper and TV coverage I'm sure I don't have one smart or important thing to add.
I disabled anonymous comments on here so whoever was being a lil bitch the other day will have to fess up and say who they are if they want to be critical.
'kay so I work at Target...there is another thing to be nasty and judgemental about...enjoy!!
I HAVE 30 DAYS LEFT
I HAVE TO FIND SOMEWHERE ELSE TO LIVE
OH CRAP
I know it is shallow on 9/11 to be posting Jedi news, but between all the newpaper and TV coverage I'm sure I don't have one smart or important thing to add.
I disabled anonymous comments on here so whoever was being a lil bitch the other day will have to fess up and say who they are if they want to be critical.
'kay so I work at Target...there is another thing to be nasty and judgemental about...enjoy!!
I HAVE 30 DAYS LEFT
I HAVE TO FIND SOMEWHERE ELSE TO LIVE
OH CRAP
Tuesday, 5 September 2006
Reminisking Ug Ug UG UG UG
I like to spell reminiscing like Popeye, lest you think I dunno (don't know) how to spell. Wait maybe I don't after all...is it reminising? reminicing? right the first time? no wonder I like to spell it like Popeye would say it.
On MySpace, the dreaded MySpace...I ran into a guy from high school...he updated me on oodles of people that we know...my first boyfriend, the Slayer fan with the very metal look, is married with a kid...Such a surreal thought to think of everybody all grown up...I'm gonna try to go see my friend tonight. First I'm gonna run by work and copy some pictures for him. I was so excited and the only person who I could tell about all the news, who would be just as intrigued as me, is Mama. And she is in surgery as I type this. Nothing huge just trying to help her back injury.
On MySpace, the dreaded MySpace...I ran into a guy from high school...he updated me on oodles of people that we know...my first boyfriend, the Slayer fan with the very metal look, is married with a kid...Such a surreal thought to think of everybody all grown up...I'm gonna try to go see my friend tonight. First I'm gonna run by work and copy some pictures for him. I was so excited and the only person who I could tell about all the news, who would be just as intrigued as me, is Mama. And she is in surgery as I type this. Nothing huge just trying to help her back injury.
Sunday, 3 September 2006
A Wealth of Useless Information
On Friday, I went to see Willie Nelson and Shooter Jennings at Konocti Harbor, "Tucked away in a scenic cove on the shores of beautiful Clear Lake" which means "you are gonna get carsick on that winding mountain road". But it was worth it for Willie!! Konocti is a fairly small venue...pretty mellow with ridiculously over-priced beverages and good hot dogs.
Shooter Jennings mainly focused on songs from his newer album but he did sing Fourth of July-my favorite-so I was hap-hap-happy. Willie sang old favorites plus new stuff...the ones he is prolly contractually obligated to play (On the Road Again, Mammas Don't Let Yer Babies Grow up to be Cowboys) and a coupla Hank W. (Jambalaya and Hey Good Lookin') and a coupla Kris K. (Help Me Make it Through the Night and Me and Bobby McGee)...my man even sang the Beer Barrel Polka. He did Blue Eyes Cryin' in the Rain, Georgia, Always on My Mind (i was about to start bawling feeling like a kid and near Blue Lake and all...) um, Crazy...and of course Whiskey River.
Next day, I went to Ma's...she told me about a dream where she was sleeping in the same room with my Dad and my stepdad and I called to tell them I was stuck somewhere on a freeway... my Dad said he would go and get me... my mother told him no, let Gary (my stepdad)...she was thinking because my Dad had one leg and got uncomfortable driving (the second time the cancer came back, it was wrapped around the artery going into his left leg... so they took it, he died 15 years (to the day) later...when it came back the millionth time....fuck cancer...fuck mortality)then she looked at my dad and saw that he had both legs again. For a minute I thought that dream meant I was soon to die...but who knows what dreams mean, anyway? I had a stupid dream that night that I was designing Barbie clothes. So whatever.
Shooter Jennings mainly focused on songs from his newer album but he did sing Fourth of July-my favorite-so I was hap-hap-happy. Willie sang old favorites plus new stuff...the ones he is prolly contractually obligated to play (On the Road Again, Mammas Don't Let Yer Babies Grow up to be Cowboys) and a coupla Hank W. (Jambalaya and Hey Good Lookin') and a coupla Kris K. (Help Me Make it Through the Night and Me and Bobby McGee)...my man even sang the Beer Barrel Polka. He did Blue Eyes Cryin' in the Rain, Georgia, Always on My Mind (i was about to start bawling feeling like a kid and near Blue Lake and all...) um, Crazy...and of course Whiskey River.
Next day, I went to Ma's...she told me about a dream where she was sleeping in the same room with my Dad and my stepdad and I called to tell them I was stuck somewhere on a freeway... my Dad said he would go and get me... my mother told him no, let Gary (my stepdad)...she was thinking because my Dad had one leg and got uncomfortable driving (the second time the cancer came back, it was wrapped around the artery going into his left leg... so they took it, he died 15 years (to the day) later...when it came back the millionth time....fuck cancer...fuck mortality)then she looked at my dad and saw that he had both legs again. For a minute I thought that dream meant I was soon to die...but who knows what dreams mean, anyway? I had a stupid dream that night that I was designing Barbie clothes. So whatever.
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