tick tock tick tock tick tock

Is it just me or is ol Madge starting to take fashion cues from Big Rosie Greenbaum? Don't want to diss her though, a catchy new song despite the deadly Timber-duo, her body is fab...she is a good workout motivator.

I am about to rewatch A Fish Called Wanda, i can't believe that movie is 20 years old...I love it!

The temperature here is somewhere between sauna and eternal damnation.

Random things that are making me laugh

Woman to small child in toilet stall "where are you in your progress?"

Me to customer "the one with the crack in it is almond. I mean the crack...in the chocolate...d'oh"

Customer "Maddie likes nuts"

the dumbest phrase I have read all day!

"Of course, we look forward to hearing from you every month and we were disappointed when we realized that last month's payment has not arrived yet." Target Visa

Ha. Ima start writing them letters since they really enjoy hearing from me.

*later*

I just wrote one. You know I used to work in the correspondence department of a collection agency, and we would get some interesting letters. Sometimes heartbreaking, sometimes gut-bustingly sarcastic, and sometimes just foul and abusive. I wrote the middle kind to Target and I hope somebody gets a laugh. And sends me a giftcard.